Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman, and why?

This has been a question that me and my friends want to resolve so choose and put why?Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman, and why?Let see....



Children go to sleep in super man shorts, SUPERMAN however goes to sleep in Chuck Norris pajamas.



Chuck Norris and superman already fought. The loser had to wear their underpants on the outside of their pants. Guess who won? Chuck Norris ALWAYS wins so it does not matter why.Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman, and why?
Chuck Norris. Because Superman is a fictional character, Chuck Norris really trained in Martial Arts. If he were to fight actors who portrayed Superman, he'd be kicking their asses.Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman, and why?Superman!!!



Why... he's the man of steel.



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If superman existed, Superman would win because chuck norris is only a human and isn't as strong as superman.



I dare someone to say otherwise!Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman, and why?TAG... DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE?!



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YELLOW POWER!Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman, and why?
Chuck Norris

because Chuck rocks
superman wears chuck norris pijamas to bed

nuff saidWho would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman, and why?
Superman, I mean come on, he's an alien.
chuck norris, superman is a pussy
chuck norris beacause
That's easy...Chuck Norris...why? Because he is real and superman does not exist except in movies.
superman...he can fly!!!

ily superman !!!!!!
Duh. superman.

because bullets don't bounce off of chuck norris...
True, Chuck Norris always wins!
BOB DYLAN
Yawn
both would fall to Obama
i would

because one of them is an pussy actor and the other one is not real
i wish people would stop posting dumb crap like this

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