Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

Any funny answers?



Disclaimer: 0% serious and 100% fun! hehe



Star and rate if you like! OK? :o)Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?He does that just to pick up women.



Magic Beer

A woman walks into a bar and starts looking the place over for anything interesting. Seeing a handsome stranger sitting at the bar nursing a beer she walks over to him.

"Hey stranger, what ya drinking?" she asks.

"Magic beer." the man replies.

"Magic beer?" she asks, "I've never heard of that."

"Here, I'll show you" he says.



The man takes a drink of beer, walks over to a window, jumps out, flies around the building three times, climbs back in and takes his seat at the bar.



"O.K." the woman says and walks away not believing what she had just seen.



About an hour and a few drinks later the woman returns to the bar where the man is still sitting.



She looks at the man and says, "Magic beer huh? Let's see you do that again."

So the man takes drinks of beer, walks over to the window, jumps out, flies around the building three times, climbs back in and takes his seat at the bar.



"Barkeep!" the woman yells, I'll have what he's drinking!"



The woman grabs the beer she is given and takes a good long drink. Then she walks over to the window, jumps out, falls 15 stories, breaks every bone in her body and dies.



The bartender seeing what has just happened goes up to the man who is just sitting at the bar acting like nothing ever happened.



"You know Superman," the bartender says, "You're a real @sshole when your drunk."Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
Because he likes to show off his jumping skillsWhy would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?he felt like skipping
to avoid air traffic and geese, you wouldn't want him to end up in the hudson would you. :)Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?The leap is more impressive.Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
What do you expect from someone who wears his underwear on the outside? He does crazy things, that Superman! :P
Just to prove he can.Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
Showing off for the girls
cuz he's bored %26amp; playing leapfrog
Cute, and you definitely deserve a star.



I think for him it's an EGO thing. Heck everyone can fly, that's not so special.



I wanna see the sucker take a bullet at close range.



Dallas
Well, in all seriousness (I know, I know...not a serious question but I am a comic geek, so please humor me) When Supes first came out in Action comics, he could not fly....just leap long distances:)
sucidal
The original Superman could not fly--however the gravity on his home planet was not as fierce as ours and he was able to jump high because of it on earth.



Hey--I didnt make this up--I'm just informing.
Why does he just stand there when bullets hit him but he dodges the gun when it is thrown at him
Maybe he's practicing?
awe...he's just showin off
he would be the only person that could and that's great
He likes to leap into action !



After all, he first appeared in "Action" Comics.





Anyways, flying is for the "Birds" LOL
He's a freakin' show-off.



Plus that spandex wedgie was getting annoying, so he decided my could jump out of it (if he flew and did it, people'd notice).



Why does he wear his underwear on the outside? Why does he change in a phone booth? He has problems, he does.
No fly zone ; )
He is lazy?! lol