Saturday, February 18, 2012

Why does Superman wear his panties outside his pants?

The tights is already aerodynamic. so why wear panties over it?



And why wear a cape when it can get sucked by airplane engines?Why does Superman wear his panties outside his pants?That's his trademark. Duh.Why does Superman wear his panties outside his pants?
Why do any of the superhero's wear what they wear? It's genius thought up by it's creators and writers. It would be dull and stereotypical if the pants were underneath the trouser's it's just a form of creativity and individuality and that's what you need be a successful writer/creator. I admire stan lee who thought up all these costume ideas and characters. Of course it's not just superman, its cat woman, spider man, the hulk ( im not gonna go into detail ) and of course the legendary batman. Without the creators of these superhero's we would not be able to watch fantastic films like the dark knight. Show some respect to the people who have brought us legends.Why does Superman wear his panties outside his pants?Superman has a "HUGE PACKAGE", so he has to wear a pair in his pants, and a pair outside his pants to help keep it under control. But you would think he could at least match his blue suit, ha?



Additionally, Superman can fly at incredible speeds, far faster than the speed of sound. Two words: Wind Chill!





The Distraction Factor

Have you ever noticed no one ever notices that with his glasses on he is Clark Kent and with his glasses off he is Superman? How can people not notice this? It's not like he wears a mask. It is really very simple and it comes down to the underwear phenomenon. Very simply, when a guy flies up wearing red underwear on top of blue tights most people avoid making eye contact. It is really the most genius part of his disguise.





But the real answer is because the designer felt superman needed more detail than just blue tights
So the perverts. get to see it. The bulge between his legs and with that on there mind you can get off.

What do you think of Wonder woman ??? In that tight suit ?? HA that got you as well. maybe not. Your still thinking of superman ?

You called them panties. why ? Exactly who are you and what are you thinking ?????????Why does Superman wear his panties outside his pants?Because, he can't ever afford another pair so,



yea,



he steals his little brother's and



wear's them while he is asleep.Why does Superman wear his panties outside his pants?
The panties are incase his junk rips out, you'd imagine with a name "super-man" hes got some big junk, AND the cape is to cover his *** so gay males don't try to check him out
everyone KNOWS you need a cape to fly....try it.



The panties are to cover his manhood.





Hey, everyone knows that superman wore his tights under his business suit.....but where did he keep his cape??Why does Superman wear his panties outside his pants?
I believe those would be briefs, not panties. It's probably to hide his bulge a little.



And the cape just looks cool, Superman needs to look cool.
attention
He's superman! He can do whatever he wants!
i think its cause its make believe.
"And why wear a cape when it can get sucked by airplane engines?"

you got it from the movie 'the incredibles' huh?

or mayb not ...hmmm
he was sponsored by a under were company. he's a flying advertisement.
Because he needs the extra protection. Who knows he might wearing panties underneath his pants too.
Sometimes changing clothes in a phone booth can be challenging *LOL*
To hold his aerodynamic tights up
Panties?!?!



LMFAO!!!
Pantiesss look KOOOOOOOOL
To hold his tights up x
its not his fault its the writers.
why doesn't everyone?
who cares
style points, duh
WTF !!



ur question made me laugh so hard !!

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