How do I rid the world of Superman?

I've tried green, blue and red kryptonite. Nothing seems to do the trick. Any suggestions?How do I rid the world of Superman?lock him in a room full of Jehovah witnesses. he will kill himself, your hands will be clean, you wont go to jail, lex. P.S. my company sells really good, lifelike hairpeices.How do I rid the world of Superman?
You can't just say "here Superman, have some Kryptonite". What methods of delivery have you tried? Ever thought of grinding it up and giving it to him intravenously? With the Kryptonite in the syringe, you should have no problem with penetrating his skin. Maybe you could even fashion a kryptonite needle.How do I rid the world of Superman?Come on, Lex. You've come so close so many times - do you really need the advice of us lowly Yahoo!ers?
Blow yourself up. Without a super villain to fight then there is no need for a hero.How do I rid the world of Superman?Jesus is more powerful than superman



He can rid the world of himHow do I rid the world of Superman?
Send him to Wal-Mart on the day after Thanksgiving. He'll be trampled to death by the crowd...and if that doesn't get him, those screaming brats will. Superman has sensitive hearing and he really hates screaming brats...so if you really want to send him zooming into Space, put him in a Chuck E. Cheese's on a Saturday afternoon.
C'mon Lex, do you really want to rid him of this world?

I mean, you wouldn't have much to do if he was a gonner...

hmmmmmmHow do I rid the world of Superman?
Convince the rest of the world that he is a danger to humanity. The property damage he causes in fighting minor and/or corporate crime does point in this direction... I'm sure you can find other elements of his behavior that are unacceptable. He is very sensitive to the opinions of the masses, and if they wish that he would go away, my instincts tell me that he will try to appease them. He may not be destroyed, but isn't spending the rest of one's life hiding in a corner much the same thing?
everybody like superman , give it a rest

get a new hobby

i heard gardening is good for your health
Lex, Honey, if you rid the world of your arch nemesis, you'll take over the world and soon grow very bored. All those contraptions and diabolical schemes which you've been designing over the years will no longer be of any use to you. Let's face it, although you may be sick of kryptonite, you need an enemy worthy of you and Superman is that enemy. Without him, you'll not only grow bored but your health may suffer from the stress of the boredom. You're a youthful looking guy, but stress can really cause havoc on your 'boyish' looks. Why not take a month long vacation from your schemes and evil doings; you'll feel refreshed and renewed again.
Try all three at once. Even if it doesn't work, the colors look nice together.
I heard this story about how the Invisible Man and Wonder Woman are hanging out on the beach when Superman does a fly-by. Remind him about this, and he will be so embarresed, he will never show his face on this world again.
I don't know, but I'm going to make a kryptonite cross, that way I can ward off Superman AND Dracula.
Your going about this all wrong. Your thinking destroy. We don't want to destroy him? You can't, right? Because, you've tried everything and nothing works.



Turn him, Lex. Turn him, twist him. Remake him. Mold him. Until he is on your side.



Maybe if you thought about this as a woman. Make him yours, and then destroy him. Theres more than just one way to destroy someone. Make him love you. Destroy everything else he has until all he has is you. Be there for him when the world caves down around him. Then right when he falls into your arms. You cut out his heart.
tell him he is going to get full custody of Lindsay Lohan, Britney and her Brood, and Nancy Grace. And that he will have to be responsible for their actions. Me thinks murder/suicide.