Are Santa Claus and Superman neighbors in the north pole?

Santa lives up there with his elves and all...and Superman has the "Fortress of Solitude." Do you think if Santa has the music blasting at 2 AM that Superman comes over and knocks on the door asking him to turn it down?Are Santa Claus and Superman neighbors in the north pole?Hell yes they do. One day Santa hired Superman to be his mechanic to run his magical flying sleigh. And when the weather is especially bad, Superman simply carries the sleigh. He put Rudolph out of a job, and then he was uber pissed at Superman and plotted a way to kill him. So, Rudolph then asked for the planet of Kryptonite for Christmas, and Santa, who's a complete idiot, gave it to him. Rudolph then dropped a lump of Kryptonite on Superman's head one day. Rudolph's on the naughty list now.



Gee, that was buckets of fun. Good exercise for my overactive imagination.Are Santa Claus and Superman neighbors in the north pole?LOL! No, Superman and Santa Claus don't exist in the same alternate universe. They don't believe in each other. Consequently, each is unaware the other exists.

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