Teacher asks, "Who do you think you are?" He says, "Superman!"
Then she asks, "How many spankings do you want?" He says, "49!" cause his dad was watching a game when Johnny asked him the question.
It's been a while.Whats the little jonny joke with him doing his homework and saying superman?
its about a boy whose teacher asks him to learn some new words. On his way home he sees some boys on the way and he hears one of them say shut up, so he crams it , then he had the other boy say i am superman then he crams that one too then he sees a man and his girlfriend entering the restaurant and the man opens the door and says ladies first so he gets that one too. The following day he is called by his teacher to tell the class the new words he lent. The conversation goes like this:
Teacher: Sam lets hear it
Sam: Shut up
Teacher: what!! who do u think you are
Sam: Superman
Teacher: the principal must hear this lets go now to the principal's office
Sam: ladies first
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