Thursday, January 26, 2012

Why does superman wear his tights before his underwear?

Normally, you guys wear your briefs before putting on anything. Why does superman do it otherwise?Why does superman wear his tights before his underwear?He's from Krypton. They do things a little differently there.Why does superman wear his tights before his underwear?
We are not 'super', he is. So he can.Why does superman wear his tights before his underwear?i dont know -sorry
cus he has styling issuesWhy does superman wear his tights before his underwear?Because if he didn't have his pants on the outside the crotch would hang between his knees and trip him over!Why does superman wear his tights before his underwear?
Give the guy a break, he dresses in a telephone booth. And he is always in a hurry so whats the big deal if he gets ahead of himself in some places
I ve always wondered why superman did that too! it always kinda threw me off and its a big reason why i dont like that character!Why does superman wear his tights before his underwear?
cause he dresses up in the dark....and in hurry....and he mixes it up... another thing.....is that...he can become air resistance...
His u/w is a bit loose, so needs a layer inside next to skin to make the u/w stay there. Also the tights are a bit too tight. The super will right matters before long, in future adventures, hopefully.
becasuse he is backwards !!!!
Because that sequence will hold his super balls in place!
because the description of the writer says so...
Give Kal-El a break. He can't have sex with earth women without killing them.



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Mallrats ... Superman's ejaculation would be so powerful that it would blow an earth woman's head off. He'd have to wear a kryptonite condom for the woman to even POSSIBLY survive. Only Wonder Woman has a Uterus strong enough to contain Superman's seed.
to accentuate his crotch

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